Sunday, November 18, 2012

Tourism 101

10 Quick and Easy Steps To Be A Tourist

1.       Write a post to make your football buddies laugh

2.       Tell more than 2 people which blog is yours

3.       make 3 or more sexual comments is class

4.       make your post a paragraph long

5.       Think that a paragraph is still 3 sentences

6.       Disrespect nelson

7.       Do all of your extra five the night before

8.       Be too cool for school

9.       Don’t read the princess bride

10.   Only ever write one page in your journal, if you do it at all

4 comments:

  1. Do you like this post? Do you wish there were more?? Well good news! Neverse O. Goode wrote a post with some very similar qualities to that of this post! It's called: "Get up! Fight! Fight in the War on Touristism!!!" Check it Out!!
    http://enoegoode.blogspot.com/2012/10/fight-fight-in-war-on-touristism.html
    (sorry, I can't really add a link to comment so you'll have to copy & paste)

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    1. Wait a second...you were one of the people that commented on that post.

      *sniff...you stole from me.

      (crying) You don't know how much this means to me!

      Kidding. But seriously, art is theft. You steal like an artist.


      I salute you.

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